In problem page edition 16 of 2018 from your online relationship coach – whether it means he loves you if you always stay at his, when his bitchy best friend compares you to his ex – and it ain’t good – and when an elderly man keeps calling your sister but behaves like he’s smitten.
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A: It doesn’t exactly sound a happy relationship. He sounds like a control freak and you sound as if you really don’t want to be with him – otherwise texting goodnight would be a minor thing.
If this is the second time in a month then, to be honest, I’d cut my losses and find someone a good deal more mature.
A: If he always gets sex when you stay over then no, not necessarily. It all sounds rather too convenient, doesn’t it? Do you do any cooking/cleaning by any chance?
It could be a very good sign but in your shoes, I’d see if he is prepared to make a bit more effort to do the things you want to do – why can’t he stay at yours?
I always caution about giving everything away too soon or ‘on a plate’ because it’s a great way to kill the mystery and excitement stone dead.
If you’re feeling a bit uncomfortable, rushed or crowded, it’s perfectly OK to say – actually, tonight I just want to be in my own bed.
A: Comparing yourself to others is a thought process you choose. An obsessive thought is one over which you have no control. Two very different things.
Comparing ourselves to others is a very natural human behaviour. It’s when we interpret the results as negative to ourselves that problems start.
It sounds as if your psychotherapist needs to be a lot clearer and give you a bit more guidance.
A: I’m curious that it is you who is asking the question and not your wife. Are you worried that she may be pregnant – which would certainly be a possibility. The contraceptive pill is not 100% reliable. If women have upset stomachs or, with some brands, don’t take it within a certain time frame, then pregnancy is a possibility.
Stress, however, will also disrupt a woman’s cycle.
You say she took the pills during her period – that is normal for some pills. You take them every day and you don’t have a period, as such, you have what is called a withdrawal bleed.
It is impossible to tell the exact reason for your wife’s delayed period but if she is worried she should see her GP. You can help her by trying not to add to her stress by fretting over this.
Her abdominal pain could simply be period pain which often occurs a little in advance of the bleed itself.
Diagnosis via internet, however, is really not the way to go.
A: Tell your parents! This doesn’t sound quite right and you need to confide in a trusted adult.
Personally, I would avoid being alone in his company and refuse to answer personal questions. Just say “I don’t discuss personal matters like that” or something equally vague but firm.
You need to seek advice on this one – and not from the internet.
A: I’m afraid it sounds as if he just isn’t interested. I’m not clear whether you mean he is a boy who is also a friend, or a ‘boyfriend’. If he doesn’t communicate with you then it’s time to move on.
Keep your dignity and leave this one go. There will be better boys out there.
A: What a nasty girl. It sounds to me as if she is jealous that she isn’t the current girlfriend. If she mentioned your nose and mouth, I’m sure somehow she picked up from you that these are the areas you are concerned with.
What does your boyfriend say about all this? I’d certainly be telling him that whilst his ‘friend’ is being so bitchy you really don’t want to spend any time in her company and he should decide where his loyalties lie.
If you really are lacking confidence in your looks then why not invest in a make-up book or see if you can have a free make-over in store. I’m sure the make-up staff will be able to suggest ways to enhance your nose and mouth (which I’ll bet are perfectly fine).
Only you can deal with your insecurities but your boyfriend needs to have a word with this horrid friend of his and you need to tell her to keep her opinions to herself.
Or utter the very useful phrase “well, you’re no oil painting yourself love”.
Try it. I imagine she’ll shut up like a clam.
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